You know you are shopping in the ghetto when...

• you go to the grocery and have a discussion with your husband as to what would be less dangerous, you going into the grocery store while he waits in the car or him going into the grocery store while you wait in the parking lot in the car.
• when you are in line in the grocery store the lady behind you is talking about how she isn't sure if she should get really mad at her main squeeze because if she did then she isn't sure that they would ever get back together. After all, him cheating on her was purely for pleasure and nothing emotional (her words, not mine).
• when you are in line you see a cop at the front of the store
• when you are walking into and out of the grocery store you imagine bullets being shot in your back
• when you are in the grocery store you are just waiting for someone to pull out a gun

Um...I don't think I will be returning to that place.