Quotes from Audrey

Yesterday Audrey said a few funny things I thought were worth documenting...

We were watching Polar Express...

Audrey: I don't want to be a policeman doctor when I grow up, I want to be an elf.

Me: Well, you can't be elf because you are a human.

Audrey: Oh MAN!! I wish I wasn't a human so that I can be an elf!

Later on that day....

Audrey: I wish you would put on makeup so that you could be pretty.

Me: Do you think I am ugly without makeup on?

Audrey: Well...just a little bit ugly.

Me: Well, I guess I will go put my makeup on then.

That night as she was getting ready for bed...

Audrey: I am going to live with you when I grow up?

Me: If you want to, I would love it.

Audrey: Well, maybe I won't when I have babies. But I will visit you.

Lately (as in the past two weeks) Audrey has not been getting the sleep that she needs to maintain her usually pleasant personality, so whenever she says something that is not whiny I really appreciate it, especially when it is cute.